Did RuPaul Really Smell Me?

I just fell asleep listening to Rachelle Ferrell, woke back up and saw that I had some new e-mail. Someway, somehow, RuPaul KNOWS that I smell good! As Harmonica Sunbeam would say, I'm GASPAGATING!!! This is REALLY fucking with my sense of reality! Maybe it's some kind of conspiracy - wait a minute, I DID see my friend Stephen Winter today! Hmmmm ... Oh, wait a minute - Carlos also took me up in the Hangar Bar after we had brunch at Day-O. RuPaul could have EASILY been incognegro up in there, sitting down, perched! I really need contacts to go up into such dark spaces ...