[ Revealed in comments ... ]
- I've written a pornographic story starring Jean-Claude Van Damme and me.
- I've had sex with my sister's boyfriend.
- I've never had sex out in the open.
- Once, I declined to go downtown with a good friend because this guy he was trying to date was secretly on his way to my house.
- I've never had sex with someone that I really loved.


I’m with J — #5 has to be FALSE … I’ll be waiting for your response.
wiping brows Let’s see….
Think I’m going to bite this 4 truths and one lie deal, hope you don’t mind.
you’re hitting me with two nevers and I don’t trust the nevers. If five is true its screwing with my head as its the exact opposite of me.
I tend to think long answers are false answers but I’m going to go with #2 as the false one.
[Approachs the mic] Dang … So he never opened up the letter? [moment of silence] Trust me, I know exactly how it feels when your unable to get out what you need to get out. [drops the mic like MJB did in her “I’m Going Down,” video.]
Okay… I just remembered that I hadn’t checked back on this. Did I win?