This morning, I was downtown picking up a check from the temp agency I used to work for, issued during all the calamity last year. Tipping the scales at $14.50, it truly wasn't worth the effort, but I deposited it at the nearest branch of my bank and headed to Century 21 to windowshop.
And I met HIM!
*swoon!*
Jason Olive is SO cute in real life and taller than I imagined! And those full pink lips!!! They are just too much!!! I noticed him as I was leaving and changed my mind. Why pass up a potentially lucrative business prospect? I pushed up as he was perusing draws undies. I said hello and he grabbed my hand firmly to ensure a good handshake as he asked my name. He had such a warm, friendly presence! I introduced myself and asked if he had a website. He said yes, however he also interviewed me on the spot. I gave him my card and he promised to keep in touch. His site doesn't seem to be working, so who knows what the future might hold for us? [Update: It's working now. DRAT!!!]
Honey, it took everything in me to look into his eyes and NOT stare at those succulent lips! Mph, I just imagine those lips curling up into a snarl as he does something REAL nasty to me ... making me shout! LAWD!!! See, I KNOW he's a freak, I can just taste it!
And I'm sure that it more than makes up for his lack of acting skills ... *groan!*
LOL - So this is who you were talking about? He is a cutie. I swear, only you could just walk around the city and have a more interesting life than most.
I think I need to move to New York so that I can meet just one star - I checked Jason’s website and I think you would’ve done a better job.
You better hope the boy doesn’t check out your site and see that you’re talking about him!
He’s hot!
Chile! I need to hang out with you. The only celebrity I’ve seen while walking in the city was David Bowie. Even then, Blaze had to tell me.
hey, consider yourselves lucky. the only celeb i’ve ever seen while just walking around columbus is bruce vilanch.
Bruce Vilanch!!! GASP!!! Well girl, let me give you a tip - the New York Sports Club in Harlem. There you’ll meet (or just sight - your choice) such luminaries as Queen of Harlem author Brian Keith Jackson, Gallery M curator Tod Roulette, columnist, social commentator, lecturer and activist Keith Boykin and supermodel Andre Brown … or at Day-O, where I always seem to be running into either Today Show style editor Lloyd Boston or legendary stylist Sam Fine.
well thanks, donald…but these don’t do me a whole lotta good, as a) seeing cute famous grrls interests me a whole lot more than seeing cute famous boyz grin and b) i haven’t been to new york in over a decade. but i hope that new yorkers reading these comments will benefit from your recommendations. ;)
Oh, okay! Understood. Well, I saw Lea DeLaria the last time I went to Big Cup!
Um, never mind … oh wait - I did meet future supermodel Omahyra back in August! She’s definitely serving up some lesbian fever! Um, isn’t she?
yes, i saw your blog about omahrya. or shall i say, “OH MY-ra”…? grin
ok so am i supposed to know who this dude is? should i feel out of the loop or something?
Yes, honey … media maven that you are, you should at least know his face. Anyway, you know what? I’m getting my turntables detailed - getting them tuned up and touched up and painted powder blue with a high-gloss clear coat: like this.
And custom DJ slipmats with my logo! You know, just like a fierce DJ should …
So Sam Fine was there, huh? If you should happen to see him, tell him Eric Flavors from Bryn Mawr in Chicago says hi. He’ll know who you’re talking about and may even hand you his digits. wink