I've been depressed and have isolated myself. I need a job, anything. Anything that can provide me with a regular income so I can pay my bills and alleviate this reoccurring anxiety once and for all. Realizing that I might never realize this, despite what I know or what I can do, has put me in a really foul mood. I really don't feel like blogging, but I've missed being in the blogosphere.
So, how does one ascend from such abject poverty of spirit to reconnect? A corny-ass meme, of course ...
- Your name spelled backwards.
d l a n o d - Where were your parents born?
Chatham, Virginia and San Fernando, Trinidad - What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
porn - What's your favorite restaurant?
Zen Palate - Last time you swam in a pool?
about 4 years ago - Have you ever been in a school play?
No. - How many kids do you want?
3 - Type of music you dislike most?
Hip-hop - Are you registered to vote?
Yes. - Do you have cable?
Yes, only for Internet - Have you ever ridden on a moped?
No. - Ever prank call anybody?
Yes; I must have been about 10 years old. - Ever get a parking ticket?
Yes. - Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
No and maybe. - Furthest place you ever traveled?
London, England - Do you have a garden?
I have one plant. - What's your favorite comic strip?
The Boondocks, of course ... - Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Fortunately and unfortunately, yes. - Bath or Shower, morning or night?
It depends. - Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Gothika - Favorite pizza topping?
pepperoni and sausage - Chips or popcorn?
It depends. - What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Viva Glam - Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
I didn't even know you could do that. - Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Yes, and I won, but it wasn't supposed to have been a beauty pagaent. - Orange Juice or apple?
It depends. - Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Philippe took me to M&G's. - Favorite type chocolate bar?
They are all evil! - When was the last time you voted at the polls?
a couple of months ago - Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Who knows? - Have you ever won a trophy?
No, never. - Are you a good cook?
I'm one of the best that I know. - Do you know how to pump your own gas?
I live in New York City, dearest. - Ever order an article from an infomercial?
No. - Sprite or 7-up?
Cherry 7-up - Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Yes, at both McDonald's and Blockbuster. - Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
probably AstroGlide - Ever throw up in public?
No. - Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
That's a good question. - Do you believe in love at first sight?
I want to say no, but I must say yes. - Ever call a 1-900 number?
Yes. - Can exes be friends?
If they know how to act, sure. - Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
John - Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
What do YOU think? *LOL!* - What message is on your answering machine?
quick minimalism, driven by Kraftwerk - What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
I don't have one. - What was the name of your first pet?
Marlon y Essex, Los Dos Gatos Hermanos. May they rest in peace. - What is in your purse?
a heavy gauge steel cockring and cinnamon Altoids strips - Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
I don't know. I usually fall asleep doing something. - What is one thing you are grateful for today?
I'm me and I'm going to make it.

I feel you Donald and understand the depression and the isolation. I sink into both each weekend unfortunately.
Greetings Donald: Long time, no see. I pinged you a couple of times, because I want to get onto your blog-reading rotation. Holla if you want.